NAME: CALL ME CHAZ [CHASS]
BIRTHDAY: DECEMBER 17
FAVORITE ANIMALS: WOLVES, llAMAS, LiONS
FAVORITE BANDS [NOT IN ORDER]:
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN, QUEEN, EMILIE AUTUMN, EVANESCENCE, ATREYU, CYPRISS HILL, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, ACE OF BASE, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, METALLICA, JUDAS PRIEST, KISS, THREE DAYS GRACE, STAIND, NICKLEBACK, PANIC! @ THE DISCO, FALL OUT BOY, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, RED JUMPSUIT APERALUS, t.A.T.u., QUEENS RYCH, SHE WANTS REVENGE, DRIST, AVENGE SEVENFOLD, RAGE AGINST THE MACHINE, MARLYN MANSON, THE OFFSPRING, GREENDAY, DANNY ELFMAN, REGINA SPEKTOR, LILY ALLEN, GUNS N ROSES, SLIPKNOT, GODSMACK, BREAKING BENJIMAN, ACDC, ROB ZOMBIE, SEETHER, PUDDLE OF MUD, LACUNA COIL, NIRVANA, K.K., JEM
SERIOUSLY
FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS YOU'VE TRIED FOOLING EVERYONE INTO THINKING YOU HAVE A DICK.
YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER. SORRY THAT YOUR WISHES ARE GETTING THE BEST OF YOU.
BUT YOU WERE BORN A GIRL AND IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH YOUR SHIT IS CUT UP, YOU CAN'T HAVE A FUNCTIONING PENIS FROM THE SURGEONS YET.
I'M TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE GETTING FOOLED LIKE, "MAN, I WISH I WAS A GUY SO I COULD BE GAY FOR YOU!" OR "WHY DO I LIKE YOU, YOU'RE A GUY! DOES THAT MEAN I'M GAY?" NO HONEY, YOU'RE AS STRAIGHT AS 180 DEGREES CAN GET YOU.
IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A MANSELF AND ROLEPLAY AS A DUDE AND SHIT.
BUT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FOOL THE WHOLE INTERNET, YOU'RE JUST RETARDED.
YOU'RE BOYFRIEND KNOWS YOU HAVE A VIGINA, BUT IF HE'S SUPPORTING YOUR 'FEMBOY' DISEASE, IT MEANS HE LIKES IT. LADIES, THAT MAKES YOUR BOYFRIEND GAY. BY GAY, I MEAN HE LIKES PENIS.
YOU'RE NOT 12, YOU'RE 19. STOP SHOVING A WET HOTDOG IN YOUR SHORTS TO SHOW YOUR ALWAYS ERECT BULGE [AKA] LACK THERE OF.
SO REMEMBER FOLKS.
IT'S A TRAP.
SORRY FOR BEING PISSY.
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